...Hah Yeah It Got Pretty Bad
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. YOU’RE LIFE SAVERS. LITERALLY.
I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A SWAMP OF SADNESS HERE UNTIL I WAS ALREADY IN IT. THEY’RE PRETTY TERRIBLE. IT’S A REALLY LONG STORY, BUT MY COUSIN ARTAX ACTUALLY DIED IN ONE OF THESE. WHICH IS LIKE, SO SAD TO THINK AB-
AH, DAMN IT.
Love shack and brick house played one after another at work today, and it made me think that someone should write a song called “hate estate.”
Morgan Murphy took my new passport photo.
In the background is my albino peacock, Elric Diamondbeak.
(Source: hodgman)
OH MY GOD, IS IT SHOES? DID YOU BUY ME SHOES?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT’S SHOES, ISN’T IT?
YOU’RE SO WONDERFUL. I MEAN IT. EVEN IF IT’S NOT SHOES I’M GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD RIGHT OFF BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
BUT IT’S TOTALLY SHOES THOUGH, RIGHT?
Okay let’s begin, shall we?
